HOW TO DRIVE IN PHOENIX

1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is “FEE-NICKS.”

2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00 pm. Friday’s rush hour starts on Thursday morning.

3. The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 85 mph. On Loop 101, your speed is expected to match the highway number. Anything less is considered “Wussy.”

4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Phoenix has its own version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires go second. However, East Valley, SUV-driving, cell phone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way.

5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear-ended, cussed out, and possibly shot.

6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It’s another offense that can get you shot.

7. Road construction is permanent and continuous in Phoenix. Detour barrels are moved around for your entertainment pleasure during the middle of the night to make the next day’s driving a bit more exciting.

8. Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, skunks, dogs, barrels, cones, cows, horses, cats, mattresses, wheelbarrows, spas, shredded tires, squirrels, rabbits, crows, vultures, javelinas, roadrunners, and the coyotes feeding on any of these items.

9. Maricopa Freeway, Papago Freeway and the “I-10″ are the same road. SR 202 is the same road as the Red Mountain Freeway on the north part of town and the San Tan Freeway on the south side of town. It travels mostly east and west.

Dunlap and Olive are the same street too. Jefferson becomes Washington, but they are not the same street. Rural Rd. becomes Scottsdale Rd. and vice’ versa, same with Hayden and McClintock.

I-17 is also called The Black Canyon Freeway as well as The Veterans Memorial Highway. And if all that isn’t enough to remember SR 51 has recently been renamed to Piestewa Freeway because Squaw Peak Parkway was too easy pronounce. SR 101 is also the Pima Freeway.

Lastly, traveling east, Thunderbird Rd. becomes Cactus Rd. Traveling west, Cactus Rd. becomes Thunderbird. But the reverse is not true as they both dead end at a mountain.

10. If someone actually has their turn signal on, wave them to the shoulder immediately to let them know it has been “accidentally activated.”

11. If you are in the left lane and only driving 70 in a 55-65 mph zone, you are considered a road hazard and will be flipped off accordingly. If you return the flip, you’ll be shot.

12. For summer driving, it is advisable to wear potholders on your hands.

Arizona has beautiful places like the Grand Canyon, Painted Desert, the red rocks of Sedona, and deserts filled in spring with blooming cacti and flowers on the desert floor. You’ll see wild horses, burros, and bighorn sheep in the mountains.

Watch this video for an idea of what it’s like in Arizona:

They’re all great places to live, but each community has it’s own feel and atmosphere.

Search Apartments.com to find the place you’ve been looking for!

Phoenix

Scottsdale

Mesa