HOW TO DRIVE IN PHOENIX
1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is “FEE-NICKS.”
2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00 pm. Friday’s rush hour starts on Thursday morning.
3. The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 85 mph. On Loop 101, your speed is expected to match the highway number. Anything less is considered “Wussy.”